Aw, >>FRAK<< ! -Canucks Bork Nalgene. Thanks, Bisphenol A!!!

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Our neighbors to the north in their perpetual re-bid to be a haven for pot smokers, asian prostitutes, odd guys named Doug, expatriated French-holes and to remain the red-headed stepchild of socialst Sweden have struck YET AGAIN!!!!

Damn you, Canada! -Singlehandedly pounding the Nalgene Nunc company by outlawing polycarbonate drinking vessels made using Bisphenol A.

Why oh why must the Canucks persist in being the Gadfly of The Americas!!!!??? -WE HAD IT FIGURED OUT, MAN!!!! Listen to me, the FDA had already figured out that BRITNEY SPEARS AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA were the cause of early-onset female puberty!!! -But Noooooooooooooo, here comes big, important, unassailable, hyper-critic CANADA to pull the Harmful, Carcinogenic Pseudo-Estrogen components out of our food supply. -You killed Kenny! ... you bastards!

It was already looking unsafe to re-use plastic water bottles from things like 'Fiji' and 'Poland Spring' because of other pseudo-estrogen plasticizers and hardeners, now we can't even have our Nalgene!!!

Well we hope you're happy you fishbarrel of whacked-out SARS-ridden Hosers.

The entire infant population of the world no longer absorbing monomers and pseudo-estrogen plasticizers through the formula Mom gives 'em* is in your debt; -and will no doubt visit nuclear holocaust on the Great White North as a Thank You Present. (after a bong and a crèpe in Vancouver) -Well, them and every other water-drinking, acidic-canned-food-eating person in the world who is now spared one more set of reproductive and endocrine disorders because Walmart, Chuck Schumer and others may keep your momentum going.


Thanks.


*at almost 55 times the normal rate due to liquids being hotter than room temperature or acidic.

Photo:"naked doll", by Witold Barski, www.apropos.media.pl/

Links:
USA Today-Bisphenol A   Wikipedia-Bispenol A (must read, btw)

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