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Not Gardasil, But Definitely A Shpot Heard 'Round The World

Once Upon A Time, sweet kind ladies like my adopted Aunt, who was recently made an official Saint by The Vatican, would get together and have quaint little sales parties discussing things like makeup and reusable plastic storage containers.

In another notch down the ratchet of our increasingly Britney-fied culture, Ladies who had long-ago abandoned their prim but sassy Doris Day dresses for -well maybe not Christina Aguilera Underpants

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Stephen Colbert Makes Dean Kamen Remove Doritos From Water

dean kamen water filter stephen colbert doritos

I could go on about how Perpetual Hairstyle Makeover Candidate Dean Kamen saves the third world with a machine they can't afford, that will be taken right off the UNICEF trucks by warlords and sold to Idi Amin's grandchildren so they can run hexavalent chromium-removal experiments in Ye Olde Backyard Minefield, and how anything that evaporates at or near water's evap point may collect also (like hydrocarbons), if not allowed to escape in a very sneaky way. -AND how distilled water will literally pull the minerals right out of your bones and teeth if you don't add it back into the water for the lucky 3rd-worlders who Do see one of Dean's boxes, but Screwit! -Here's a funny vid after teh jump!:...[more]

TRIPLE FRAK!!! =>Rocket Fuel In Water. EPA Sez, "What, me worry?"

-Probably won't do anything to get it out of the water or pass any laws that "represent a meaningful opportunity for reducing risks to human health" -yay.

Wait, what was that about buying a really good home water filter?

I could fantasize about the Rocket Fuel functioning like

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Aw, >>FRAK<< ! -Canucks Bork Nalgene. Thanks, Bisphenol A!!!

BLAME CANADA!!

Our neighbors to the north in their perpetual re-bid to be a haven for pot smokers, asian prostitutes, odd guys named Doug, expatriated French-holes and to remain the red-headed stepchild of socialst Sweden have struck YET AGAIN!!!!

Damn you, Canada! -Singlehandedly pounding the Nalgene Nunc company by outlawing polycarbonate drinking vessels made using Bisphenol A.

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Residual Antibiotics, Hormones found in Public Water

Apparently, fish getting their freak on for Jesus in it is becoming the least of our problems.

And though CityNews has clarified for us some of the snow types not to eat (yellow is still bad, btw), AP’s national investigation team has discovered some stuff may be making its way into the water, -particularly unmetabolized birth control hormones and other

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ACHTUNGUNTZEE! -Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash and Brown Spots

No longer afraid of being a lifelong alcoholic, perpetually falling off the wagon, I've written the current Crest ProHealth Mouthwash off my dental hygeine list after this comment from Consumerist's reader "Monique".

"Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash turned my teeth brown! And on top of that, I can't taste anything! I can't believe this stuff is even

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The "Clean Plate Club" Can Actually Be A Bad Thing

SOLUTION???
-smaller plates...

++ Less French People.

-Many Americans have been schooled by their parents, in the spirit of puritanism in part, that Waste is Sinful.
While the Protestant Work Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism has its place, certain consequences of it can mean Big Fat Americans.

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Fat Is Contagious

I KNEW IT!!!!!

-How sitting next to a Fat Person can make you fat.
by Kimberly Brittingham
Link

Actually,

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Unusually High Mercury in Tuna Sushi

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!
Workers of the World Unite!!
At last our pinko commie revenge upon the shoulder-surfing Rich Bastards is at hand!!!!
In the form, of ...
... ...
-tuna.

The NYT reports on a study they had started last year with scientists from Robert Wood Johnson

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Soda With High Fructose Corn Syrup Further Linked to Health Problems

EN GARDE, Soda Drinkers!!! :( No, this is not an entry on how to make a sub-nuclear pipe bomb out of a 2-Liter Splenda-fied bottle of Diet Coke, 2oz. Ammonia, #0000 Steel Wool, and a pack of Mentos. (try BoingBoing for that)

Researcher Extraordinarie, Dr. Chi Tang Ho and his associates at Rutgers Food Science Department have tested several carbonated sodas containing that longtime mV "Agent Smith"

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Tainted Love 2, Fouling Nemo

6/29 [fishy, eh ;)]UPDATE to: The China Syndrome: Bargain Basement Price = Tainted Love Now it's sewage & environmental pollution-fighting but carcinogenic antifungals in the Catfish, Eel, Tilapia, Shrimp, Basa, Dace Carp & Clams in the 18% of our total Fish imports ...[more]

Spock Found! -Patient Bleeds Green Blood

If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you cut us, do we not bleed ...-green?

Live Long and Prosper...[more]

The China Syndrome: Bargain Basement Price = Tainted Love

Ah yes; first it was: "Dat ain't chicken u just ate."
Now it's "Soylent Green iz Melamine!"
Have a little Ersatz Protein & Antifreeze with that Toothpaste, Chicken, Pork, Domestic Pet, "Wild" Salmon,etc.
Race Ya To The Bottom! -bets on...[more]