Nanotech Ultra Mega Mesothelioma Asbestosis w/a Half-Gainer off the High-Dive

Once upon a time, "back in the day"(s) when afro hairdos were huge and Bruce Lee had just officially become a God, a few enterprising caffeineheads decided to make a better mousetrap coffee cup; styrofoam, that is.

They were sick and tired of their coffee

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Posted by Will on 02/25/07 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Want to Lose Weight? Drink Water.

In addition to improving all kinds of functions like cell metabolism, toxin-flushing and mental acuity, regular consumption of water has been proven to aid in yet another area. Weight Loss.

Dr. Jens Jordan and his 8 colleagues have proven the long-posited "Thermic Effect of Water". Drinking it increases metabolism because the body has to heat it up to 98.6.

In addition to every fad diet

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Posted by Will on 09/17/06 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Excessive Ultrasound May Harm Embryonic Neurons

No more 'scan-your-noggin' booth at the kegger anymore, boys and girls! It'll rot your brains worse than TV!

Dr. Pasko Rakic and his colleagues from the Neurobiology department of the Yale School of medicine have shown that ultrasound use impedes some brain development in baby mice.

They are therefore recommending that though the distances are greater in humans, ultrasound for human babies

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Posted by Will on 08/10/06 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Tinfoil Hat Brain Firewall Not So Secure After All

It turns out that the old "protection" from being brainwashed by radio waves sent out by the CIA and various unnamed government agencies has been soundly debunked by scientists at MIT.

According to them, the foil hats (double-walled, even) Reduced radiowave signals across the entire usable spectrum by up to 10db. -A 3db change either way, would be deemed significant.

AHA! -But before you start breaking out

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Posted by Will on 06/12/06 | Comments (1) | Email to a friend |

Must... Get... HUGE... ARMS! ARRGH!!!!!

And Now For Something Completely Different...

-Whatever this guy did; don't do it.

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Posted by Will on 02/17/06 | Comments (3) | Email to a friend |

Selenium May Reduce Several Cancer Rates

Chief author Dr. Larry Clark, Bruce W. Turnbull and others at Cornell and the University of Arizona have written a study on Selenium and its effects on cancer. It was funded by the NIH and others.

The study was originally targeted at testing efficacy of Selenium on Skin Cancer in populations where the trace mineral content is lower in the local soil. These regions include the Upper Midwest, Northeast and Florida. ...[more]

Posted by Will on 05/20/05 | Comments (2) | Email to a friend |